Political Sucker: George Bush

No dum dums allowed.
Now you can give the most famous sweet talkin' Texan a real lickin'. The George Bush Political Sucker is the perfect way to sweeten his final days in office.

For every angry Democrat and disillusioned Republican across the country.

One red hot cinnamon flavored lollipop wrapped in the image of G.W. Bush
Packaged in a colorful box with illustrations by cartoonist Lloyd Dangle
Size: 4.5" x 1.5" x 1.5"
Made in the U.S.A.

$4.50

 

Political Sucker: Hillary Clinton

Pucker up America!
Finally, candy-coated political rhetoric that actually tastes good! The Hillary Clinton Political Sucker is sure to make you pucker up to the idea of a woman president. And it certainly gives new meaning to the phrase: politics suck.

It's one sweet sucker for Hillary haters and lovers alike.

One sour grape flavored lollipop wrapped in the image of Hillary Clinton
Packaged in a colorful box with illustrations by cartoonist Lloyd Dangle
Size: 4.5" x 1.5" x 1.5"
Made in the U.S.A.

$4.50